you know you’re a 90s kid when your vaccinations were mandatory and no one in your class got measles

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when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat

It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that. xD

we better keep this like SUPER LOCKED down we don’t know WHO could react to this one, EH? EH?

This is equivalent to a news station cutting to a technical maintenance screen just before someone dies

Thank you for saving us, Okuyasu

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@molybendium and I made gamer cocktails together from vodka, mt dew, and crushed blaze Doritos rim

It was honestly, an abomination, and we drank it all

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in general i think new york is very good for my social anxiety because no matter how much of a freak i’m being i know it’s probably not the weirdest thing people have seen today

case in point: i felt bad about bringing my unwieldy luggage onto a crowded train, until the man sitting next to me pulled a live fish out of his backpack

Pro tip from a native: no one is paying attention to you, or what you’re doing, with three exceptions:

1) You are walking slowly

2) You are shitting on the floor of the subway

3) you are mugging us

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Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if there’s only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions

If the tag says “Dry Clean” it’s safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleaned 

But if it says “Dry Clean Only” you will destroy it if you wash it any other way

Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy

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This is the only story about a haunted sword where the haunted sword is the least interesting part of the story.

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Anyone else look up Spider-Ham’s origin story after the movie and just…

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Honest I had this comic growing up and I had to sit through like seven tv shows and movie reboots about Spider-Man’s origins knowing they couldn’t top this but they kept trying

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gettin real tired of people pretending that the writers not explaining every little thing in detail is the same thing as a plothole tbh

has to think once while watching something whoa this is bad writing

The Cinema Sins effect

also getting tired of people pretending that characters acting less than 100% rational is a plot hole

I really wanna just cancel the phrase “plot hole” now because people have deprived it of all meaning. It’s dead. They’ve killed it.

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highways in Massachusetts do this really cool thing where a lane will just abruptly disappear at inopportune times (right after highway entry ramps, in roundabouts, etc). half the time the sign warning you of this is placed basically where the lane ends anyways and the other half there just isnt a sign at all. there’s a part of my commute where the road goes from three lanes to one in 500 feet with no signs

this is what happens when you let horses from the 1800s do all of your city planning

god, kelly square is a fucking nightmare i swear everytime i go through it everyone decides to purposely ram into your car

one time i was driving through kelley square and someone fucking reversed at me. it is truly a godless patch of asphalt

I love watching Americans get angry about roads with more than two options

I don’t think you understand the horror that is Kelly Square, but I’d love to see a worse intersection if you know one

I think the most solid advice I was given about Kelly Square is “you just go if you don’t go that’s when you die”.

Massachusetts doesn’t believe in visibility, adequate lane width, or any form of predictability in roads. Five way intersections with no lights or clear right of way with bonus one of the spokes is at some absurd angle and is hiding behind a hedge - yeah that’s pretty average and thanks I hate it.  You just drive and hope it all works out for the best, teeth grit and eyes steely as they gaze into traffic hell. Also they have a problem and that problem is their love of circles one after the other with traffic lights in the middle. What the fuck my dudes.

listen once you’ve been through it several dozen times you just gotta trust your gut instincts and take no shit from anyone else trying to muscle their way in

when i was checking out colleges in boston another girl on the tour, a native bostonian, said “you dont use turn signals. thats like showing your enemy your next move” and to this DAY it haunts me

Huh

When I was living in Boston the joke in my neighborhood was that the streets were made by watching cattle roam and honeslty I feel like that’s not even a joke

No stop signs exist 

So I went to grad school in Massachusetts and paid to live by teaching small children to swim. One of every class’s favorite games was red light green light, because it let them kick up big splashes and get me all wet. (I mean, joke’s on them, I’m standing in the pool in front of them already, but whatever.)

So I start out by asking,” what do we do at a green light?” and they all get “go” and I ask what do we do at a red light? and they all get “stop”

Then I ask “what do we do at a yellow light?” because most of this game is actually to try to get them kicking at yellow light speed, which is where they have the best form, and I swear to god, all four of them in unison yelled, “SPEED UP!”

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I firmly believe that unless the couple has discussed and agreed to marriage ahead of time, nobody has any business making a surprise public proposal.

Okay except some people want a surprise public proposal. 

Girl my husband took me to Spain and gave me a kinder egg on the beach, the ring was inside the capsule (Lord knows how he did that) if any feminist tried to take that away from me I may cut a bitch. Best surprise of my life.

I wish people were capable of analyzing larger social trends and figuring that a significant number of women end up getting pressured into engagements or marriages they don’t want bc the audience that comes along with a public proposal will think she’s a bitch if she says no - instead of thinking “i liked it when it happened to me, therefore it could never turn out badly for anyone, not ever!!!!”

I think what people are misunderstanding here is that agreeing to marriage ahead of time doesn’t need to be like, asking permission to propose? I surprised my now spouse with a proposal in Disneyland but before that we had several conversations about the future of our relationship, future plans for our retirements and how we’d have to get married eventually for immigration purposes. I didn’t go to her and say “so would you say yeah if I proposed?” or hash out deets ahead of time, but we had enough of a mutual understanding and communicated desire to get married that, although it was a surprise for when and how I proposed, it wasn’t out of left field at all.

This is exactly like conversations about consent, people get up in arms thinking that it means you have to have contracts and serious sit down conversations before doing anything when its REALLY EASY to simply COMMUNICATE with your partner so things like this are done properly, yeesh

A piece of advice from my mother: If you’re surprised they proposed, you’re not ready to get married.

My now-husband and I had been dating for nearly a year, we had talked about marriage, what sort of wedding we’d like, children vs no children, etc.  We went to a shopping center/mall during the holidays when massive sales are going on, and he had me look at the jewelry to see what sort of thing I like.  I asked to have my finger sized for a ring…just in case.  A few months later he proposed, and had the ring I showed most interest in.  I was sick as fuck, had been on bed-rest for two weeks due to how sick I was, and he had spent those two weeks helping me get to and from the bathroom.  I hadn’t showered for nearly four days when the fever finally broke and I was strong enough to get out of bed.  Managed to get up on my own and was on my way to the bathroom when he got down on one knee and proposed to me in the hallway. 

The WAY he proposed surprised me, not the proposal itself.

You should know a proposal is coming, be expecting it.  Oh, hell, talk about what sort of proposal you would loathe.  Now-husband and I had watched a guy propose to his girlfriend in the middle of a mall and the girl smacked her boyfriend.  He used a MICROPHONE so everyone could hear him.  She took the microphone, smacked him, and stated very clearly “this is the most humiliating thing you could have done to me” and walked away. 

Some people aren’t okay with a public proposal and others love it.  TALK TO EACH OTHER.  Folks proposing: if you’re wondering what your significant other would like and want to surprise them with HOW you do it, talk to their friends, family, and reflect on conversations you’ve had.  There’s a fair chance a public proposal will be a nightmare for them.

Honestly, in the end, a proposal should be just a formality for something that both people have already agreed upon.

It’s not that one can’t make it as extravagant as they want, but it should only come after both parties have already went through the details of what a married life entails and how compatible they’d be and that it’s something they both want.

A surprise proposal should always be a surprise because “Oh shit, I didn’t expect you to do this now”, and not “Oh shit, I didn’t expect you to do this at all.”

I think I’ve reblogged this before but I wanted to again.

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